10 September 2007

Conjugations of irregular verbs

Bertrand Russell had humorously conjugated an "irregular verb" as

"I am firm; you are obstinate; he is a pig-headed fool."


Here's a few more...

"I am a freedom fighter; you are a guerrilla; he is a terrorist."

"I am a free market capitalist; you are a loan shark; he is a criminal."

"I enlighten; you inform; he crams it down your throat."

"I am eccentric; you are unusual; he is a deviant."

"I am righteously indignant; you are annoyed; he is making a fuss about nothing."

"I am open-minded; you are muddleheaded; he is easily outwitted by inanimate objects."

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